Jokes ; Value of insignificant thing ; Im ok

It might make u laugh =)

Husband & Wife - Love Your Enemy
From his death bed, the husband called his wife
and said, "One month after I die I want you to
marry Samy."
"Samy! But he is your enemy !"
"Yes, I know that ! I've suffered all these years
so let him suffer now."

Husband & Wife - Why?
"Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax
to my wife I'd be home that night, and when I got
into my room I found my wife in another man's arms.
"Why, Dad ? Tell me why!"
Dad kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said,
"Maybe, Son, she didn't get the fax."

Husband & Wife - Same Service
A husband visited a marriage counselor and said,
"When we were first married, I would come home
from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and
our cute little dog would run around barking. Now
after ten years it's all different, I come home, the dog
brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking."
"Why complain?" said the counselor. "You're still
getting the same service!"

Husband & Wife - Talk About Husband
One woman told another: "My neighbor is always
speaking ill of her husband, but look at me, my
husband is foolish, lazy and a coward; but have I
ever said anything bad about him?"

Husband & Wife - Love To Do
A wife, one evening, drew her husband's attention
to the couple next door and said, "Do you see that
couple? How devoted they are? He kisses her every
time they meet. Why don't you do that?"
"I would love to." Replied the husband. "But I don't
know her well enough."

Husband & Wife - No Answer Back
A man was telling his friends, "When my wife is
infuriated, she starts shouting at me, my children
and even at our dogs and nobody dares answer her."
One of his friends asked." And when you are angry,
what do you do?"
The man replied, "I also shout angrily at the
windows and doors of the house and none of them
dares to answer back.

Husband & Wife - Come Home Late
A woman was complaining to the neighbor that her
husband always came home late, no matter how she
tried to stop him.
"Take my advice," said the neighbor, "and do what
I did. Once my husband came home at three o'clock
in the morning, and from my bed I called out: "Is
that you, Jim?" And that cured him.
"Cured him !" asked the woman, "but how?"
The neighbor said, "You see, his name is Bill."

Husband & Wife - Problem Father
"You looked troubled," I told my friend, "what's
your problem?"
He replied, "I'm going to be a father."
"But that's wonderful," I said.
"What's wonderful? My wife doesn't know about it

Hope u r laughing right now, haha.

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Get these joke from an old forum i used to visit.
It was 4 years ago, that time i was addicted to Naruto, so i joined this forum called 'narutolounge'.
If i am not wrong, back then i can remember every single details of Naruto, kinda impressive....
Impressive in term of how much i like it. I still watch and like it though.
Almost 900 posts in that forum, definitely not a small amount.
Actually i am grateful that i love Naruto back then. It leads me to that forum.
And this forum is the very reason why i can write well.
When i say well, i mean just fine.

When i first join this forum, broken English is what i used.
It works for a forum newbie. But as i climb up, as i gain my reputation within the forum.
Thing went from bad, to worse, to worst.
Everyone start pointing at my grammar, my sentence's structure n etc.
For the sake of my own, i started to pay 101% whenever i am writing.
As time goes by, it became natural for me to write properly.
Naruto have indirectly became the motivation for me to improve my writing, which is good, haha.
I am not saying that i can write very good or flawlessly.
But i bet u understand what i am writing, don't ya ?
And that is good enough =)

You might be curious why am i saying all these.
Well, i just wanna say that : u never know how a small thing can grow into a big thing.
Like how my interest at Naruto eventually lead to my improvement in writing.
So everyone who are reading right now ( which i highly doubt any1 will ), appreciate all the little things around you. Insignificant thing can be significant thing as well.
You never know how these things can develop later on =)
And i am appreciating all these now.
I appreciate all these "little" stuff... (Ohya, look underneath the underneath of this phrase, hehe.)

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Heading back to Cyberjaya tomorrow....
Sigh, i so gonna miss my bed, the hot shower, parents, and the foods...
Is good to have a 'pig lifestyle' once in a while... and im reluctant to let go such lifestyle....haha.
Well, yeap, i thk im feeling better now, comparing to the previous days, which are ... just so emotional...
Maybe even simple words such as 'im ok' can holds a lot.
Im feeling all better after hearing it.
I just wish and hope, those words are sincere and true =)

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